January 2012
December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
brokenguarantees:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
that’s too legit
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my garden's on fire
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...
– Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway (1967)